That's right ladies and gentlemen, Eve, Tom and I will be camping this weekend. I'm thrilled.
I mean, who wouldn't be excited to be leaving their lovely house on the lake, and a rare-working boat, for a muddy creek and electricity-free cow-pasture camping with one's in-laws?
Me! Me! I think the amenities of this "camp ground" also include non-flushing "toilets" and a delightful absence of showers.
I had better accommodations in Afghanistan.
Picture the Air force pilot in the alien suit with a fag perched between his lips and his head in his hands. "This is not happening, this is not happening." Instead, I say, "I have a wonderful life, I have a wonderful life..."
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Rock!
You might think that's a non sequitur, but the big red demony alien thingy is the tie in. Natch.
Okay, okay. I'm done. I actually have more to say, lots, but I also have work to do.
Enjoy your non-crappy-camping weekends all, and I'll see you next week.
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