Completely randomly I wonder if hitting your toe with a hammer is the true way to get rid toe nail fungus. Not that I have a practical reason to care. I don't have toe nail fungus, I do have a toe nail fungus medication ad on my screen right now though, and I'm thinking my way is cheaper and faster. Remember when you were a kid and you slammed your finger in the car door? The nail got black, fell off, et voila, you have a brand new nail!
I appologize. Get back to work.